"What
to Say When the Ducks Show Up."
I, for one, am going to know what to say when the ducks show
up. I’ve made a list of phrases, and although I don’t know which one to use
yet, they are all good enough in case they showed up tomorrow. Many people
won’t know what to say when the ducks show up, but I will. Maybe I’ll say, “Oh
ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,” or just “ducks, wonderful ducks!” I practice these
sayings every day, and even though the ducks haven’t come yet, when they do,
I’ll know what to say.
“What to Say When the Ducks Show Up,” Steve Martin, Cruel Shoes, p. 103
This coaster is printed on white translucent acrylic with UV cured ink and then clear coated.
Comes with a high quality cork backing.
